It’s official

I’m going to bonnaroo in a couple weeks. My boss approved my time off today. I’m gonna see CAKE AND I COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED!!!!


tastefullyoffensive:

No more cheese puns, just leave it brie already. [penguinslide]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

lamejokescentral:

Great food but no atmosphere!

textpoops:

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans

I TRIPPED OVER A BRA ONCE.

arekususan:

It was a booby trap.


tinarannosaurus:

I killed them! I killed my friendly leg hairs!”

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